1 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,112 Greetings! 2 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,672 Love! 3 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,392 Love! 4 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,792 Love! 5 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,512 Love! 6 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,312 Love! 7 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,559 Where's my wad? In the bathroom, right? 8 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,317 FLUSH 9 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,710 - Love! - Honey, you tell your wife! 10 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,833 He called a hundred times. 11 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,600 "Will you pass me to Mimmo?" 12 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,714 "Please !" I already told her you weren't there! 13 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,515 Still in your pajamas? We have to leave! 14 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,315 - I was awake with the Japanese. - Which ? 15 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,672 Delta ones parade in Tokyo. 16 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,394 - In May? - June and July. 17 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,958 Your wife is really disgusting! Have you divorced? 18 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,515 Yes, but there is a child. 19 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,951 - And where have you been? - I won't tell you. 20 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,356 - Tell me! - No. 21 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,116 - Merry Christmas! - Oh mama! 22 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:59,076 What is it? A small umbrella is definitely not! 23 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,915 Oh mama! 24 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:10,474 How dear you are! I take that back I said, I'll give you a kiss. 25 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,756 (Woman) Did I do anything wrong? You say you never see your son! 26 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:22,193 I sacrifice myself, I leave it to you for Christmas and you're not happy? 27 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,359 I'm happy to take Leone with me, but you don't have to play the victim! 28 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,234 Don't say you sacrifice yourself! 29 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:33,354 You gave it to me because you have your own plans! 30 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,952 I have the right to have it too my space! 31 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,198 - Sure... - There he is! 32 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:46,918 - Are you also bringing the seamstress? - He is a fashion creator. 33 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,273 If I knew that "the slut" was coming too, I didn't give you the baby. 34 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,872 Easy with adjectives, He's a friend of dad's. 35 00:04:56,080 --> 00:05:00,278 Nice friend, I found you in bed together! 36 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:04,917 If even the child finds you in bed together, 37 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:10,035 If you understand something, you don't see your son anymore! 38 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,870 Better a dead father than in bed with that seamstress! 39 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,309 Disgust! 40 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,959 INCOMPREHENSIBLE 41 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:29,476 - Do you want to say something, Leopoldo? - Thank you, father. 42 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,830 Father... no no! 43 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:36,352 We are gathered here to give a final farewell to Brunilde. 44 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:41,509 - Is it true that he killed her? - They say he's a murderer. 45 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,714 She leaves behind a heartbroken and lonely husband. the. 46 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,198 A desperate artist, without his inspiring muse. 47 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,394 Brunhilde, receive, as a final farewell, 48 00:05:55,600 --> 00:06:00,356 A work that poses a disturbing question between death and life... 49 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,837 One moment! I don't get it every day. 50 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,476 A work that explains my sad reality. 51 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,991 Title of the work: "Mourning". 52 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:16,513 Get this, Brunhilde, from producer to consumer! 53 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:34,473 It must have been the wind! 54 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,876 MOANS 55 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:52,435 Murderer, you killed her! 56 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,719 You killed her! 57 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,918 But who is Mike Tyson's mother? 58 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,154 - He threw the countess into the pit! -How old is he? 59 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,876 - 92. - He already had one foot! 60 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,117 Don't go away. 61 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,597 I invite you in three hours to the church of S. Bartolomeo. 62 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:25,392 - A mass for the deceased? - No, I'm getting married to Miss Marta. 63 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,677 Condolences! 64 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,591 Leopold! 65 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:48,436 Leopold! You think it's time to kiss the bride? 66 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,315 - Let's finish the function. - But we already said "yes"! 67 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,797 - And the rings? The wedding rings? - Oh, yes. 68 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,432 Sorry... 69 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,073 But! 70 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:38,472 - But who will it be at this hour? - What's the brakes on that dead man's wagon? 71 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:42,719 My fog light broke! 580 thousand lire cost! 72 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:47,790 This is my insurance. The company is mine, I bought it. 73 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:53,359 - I don't want to make him feel bad about it... - For a fog light, what does it do! 74 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,471 Enzo! 75 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:59,076 She's my wife, a little rough, but very exciting. 76 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,511 You left me in this cage! 77 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,997 Otherwise they'll steal our suitcases. Don't scream! 78 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,713 Porter! 79 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,191 Palace, sweet home! HI! 80 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,869 Hello Hansel, hello Gretel. 81 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,198 Hello, Strudel! How is it going? 82 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:22,398 Hi, Knaus, same suite. Same beach, same sea! 83 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,878 - One moment, commend at or Lambertoni. - Are you Lambertoni too? 84 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,913 - No! She too? - Yes! 85 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:34,239 Fernanda, we are at the Palace, stop scratching your butt! 86 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,398 After 10 hours by car! 87 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:42,472 She's frank! So what do we do with I Lambertoni? 88 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,678 I'm sorry, it's a mix-up. 89 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:51,034 The commend a tore has been coming here for 10 years, there has never been a customer of the same name. 90 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:55,996 Lambertoni is a Roman surname, what does it have to do with Milan? 91 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,192 Then I booked since Easter! 92 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:03,280 If you have booked since Easter, he's right! 93 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,393 She has the right to have her own room. 94 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,309 - But not ours, sir... - Lambertoni! 95 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,036 - They're called like us. - Eh! How come ? - 96 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,279 We've been coming for years and years in this suite. Director... 97 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,279 - Give this yokel a niche. - Redneck? 98 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:25,030 Did you see the pen on the hat? Go away! 99 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:31,998 If he could adjust for one night to a slightly smaller situation... 100 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,352 - There is a bedroom... - A bedroom? 101 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:41,397 I pay the same as he pays! Give it to him the bedroom, I also have a fur coat. 102 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,274 Enough with the banana that you then vomit. 103 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,074 - Listen, Rugantino... - Lambertoni. 104 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,078 - What is his name ? - Lambertoni. 105 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,671 Like us! Same... Why? 106 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,433 You see, Mr. Lambertoni... 107 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:02,033 We will change the surname, but there is no discussion about the room. 108 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,353 - Who is ? - I'm the waiter. 109 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:37,157 - I'm naked, don't come in. - No, wait for me here. 110 00:12:55,480 --> 00:13:00,600 We are civilized people, let's live together! It's spacious, for one night! 111 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:05,954 - Shall we have a commune? - Bring two cots and water. 112 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,629 Run! Put wings on your feet! 113 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,480 Who sleeps on the bed? 114 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,315 - This guy is sleeping! - Please come in! 115 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,877 Sleep! 116 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,233 Sabino! 117 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,430 Sabino! 118 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,474 - No, come on! What is it? - She's sleeping! 119 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,069 - Am I sleeping? - Yes! 120 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,716 I am falling asleep ! Where is the cart? 121 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:02,472 -Does he also sleep in the corridors now? - No, I came with the trolley. 122 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:07,919 The customer told me not to come in and I leaned here. 123 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:13,115 There's flu, the staff is sick and I replace everyone. 124 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:18,554 -I haven't slept for three days. -Have a coffee! -I've already taken 4. 125 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:24,233 If I take another one, I get a nerve damage. I sleep with my eyes open! 126 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,910 - Director, I'm of an age. - Oh, yes? 127 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:32,034 So instead of making trouble, go to the hospice! 128 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,073 Yes, right away. I'm going to... 129 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,355 At the hospice? 130 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:46,270 Am I causing trouble? I've been working here for 40 years! 131 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:53,159 Everyone respects me! You stay here for two months and you're giving me a lecture? 132 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:58,317 So you know what I tell you? Damn them to you! 133 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,433 But where is the cart? 134 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,112 Where did the cart go? 135 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,600 Where is the cart? 136 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:21,998 Good evening. We booked one double and one single. Calò. 137 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,318 - One moment. - The 231, please. - 138 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:29,400 - Right away. - Look at that beautiful little girl! 139 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,790 - Hi, what's your name? - Valentina Bucci from Belmonte. 140 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,278 -How old are you, three? - He's nine. 141 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,711 - Is it oxygenated? - Are you kidding? It's natural. 142 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,117 - Are you the maid? - I'm the mother. 143 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,154 - She has fur like Assunta. - Who? 144 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,432 Our waitress. It's false. 145 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,233 Good evening. 146 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:59,037 I'm really with you, we made a fool of ourselves. 147 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,952 What did I say? 148 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:10,638 (Leopold) Home sweet home. Beautiful, right? 149 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:15,909 (Marta) It seems sad to me. (Leopold) It's a bit gloomy. 150 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:22,359 Who knows why my wife Brunilde he didn't like this at home. 151 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,518 Imagine, it has been uninhabited for five years. 152 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,190 I bought it from a family from St. Mortiz. 153 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,758 - Which family? - The Addams Family. 154 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:44,518 Do you see what a beautiful and cheerful room? They published it on AD Tenebre. 155 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,679 Another black painting? But why do you make them all black? 156 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:53,033 It's my style. This is titled: "To Kill a Mockingbird". 157 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:57,433 - But you can't see the hedge. - Of course, it was dark! 158 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:03,036 Beautiful Christmas awaits us... Slutty Maremma! 159 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,676 "I'll take you to St. Moritz, you'll see what life is.." 160 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,633 You, me and the dead woman. 161 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,719 It's not bad, it seems alive. 162 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,914 I'm the one who died... of tiredness. 163 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,112 - Where is the bedroom? - It's very easy. 164 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:26,440 Exit, go up the stairs, first door to on the right, the one leaning against the wall. 165 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,076 I'll stop here for a while with my... Thanks. 166 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,794 And that's fine. 167 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,192 Maybe there's a broken step... THUD 168 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,597 (Marta) Bubble Maremma! - It's broken. 169 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,516 Dad, but you and Uncle Rino do you sleep together? 170 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,792 But what are you saying? 171 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:00,154 So why did uncle put the pajamas next to yours in bed? 172 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:04,479 He was wrong. He sleeps in the single room. 173 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,950 Here is the fillet for our little girl so pretty. 174 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,040 - I asked the green pepper. - Yes? And to whom? 175 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,596 - He told me without pepper. - Liar! 176 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,958 - - Ouch! What is it? - He kicked me in the shins! 177 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,710 - What does he say? - The little girl is spoiled. 178 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,437 - We need a slap. - Who does he give the cuff to? 179 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,871 - To her... no? - The little girl knows what she's talking about. 180 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,038 My daughter had said green pepper. 181 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:41,519 Enough, I was wrong. I'll change it for you right away. 182 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,792 - Yes, but in a hurry. - Can you hear it? 183 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:53,478 - Finally! Did it take that long? - Sorry, there was a setback. 184 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,678 Bring a fillet with green pepper to the little girl. 185 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,872 - What little girl? - That griffin over there. 186 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,152 You know what I did to the soup about that pain in the ass? 187 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,558 - What ? - I peed in it three times. 188 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,560 - No! Engineer, wait! - What is he doing? 189 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,393 Fuck! 190 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,758 I saw a fly drop in the soup. 191 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,430 - But what fly? - You jumped... 192 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:28,555 Still better outside than inside. I'll bring you another one. 193 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,754 - It's a shame! - Yes, it sucks, ma'am. 194 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,918 Sabino, you only cause disasters! 195 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:41,069 This morning he slept in the corridor and now at spills the soup on the customer! 196 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,238 But I did it for good. 197 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,953 I deserve a "good"! I've been working here for 40 years... 198 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,949 ...and nothing ever happened. She is new and doesn't know it. 199 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:58,519 No souse, next time I will take action! 200 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,360 Good evening, bar one. 201 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,996 I'll take the measures... and immediately! 202 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,558 Sabino! But what have I done to you? 203 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,718 You don't realize what you're doing! 204 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,630 You think you're beautiful, but you're ugly and a yokel... 205 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,799 ...and I cannot suffer humiliation because of you! 206 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:28,034 You should bring food to the pigs, not to the customers of a large hotel. 207 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,676 - You're a pig, eat this! - But I pissed in it. 208 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,998 But not me! Now you'll eat it, you bastard! 209 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,512 Eat and shut up, animates! 210 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,874 Ugly beast, 211 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,189 Dirty, disgusting and hairy! 212 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:51,438 - How is it? - A little hot. - Next time it will be "al dente". 213 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,791 Leo, go say hello to your friend. 214 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,039 Leone is always underfoot! 215 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,312 I don't sleep in the single room. 216 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:10,516 We want to let everyone know that we are engaged? 217 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,076 I don't sleep with you as long as the baby is there. 218 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,636 Come on, Mimmo, let's sleep together tonight. 219 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:22,238 You know I don't sleep if I don't hold your hand. 220 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,273 Remove your hand! 221 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,629 Why ? Two men can't they sleep alone? 222 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,912 I slept for a long time with my cousin. 223 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,033 Yes, but then you became gay. 224 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,798 - What is that? - Nothing... 225 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,837 Once I found Brunilde with another and I took my portrait. 226 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,829 I light the fireplace, so we can have dinner in the warmth... 227 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,634 ...in front of the fridge. 228 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,955 It's just this masterpiece Does it fall on me in the test? 229 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,670 Don't worry, it's been hanging there for years. 230 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,878 - He never fell. - I'm with you. 231 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,995 THUNDER 232 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,073 - Who lit the fireplace? - it. 233 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,233 Ah... But, excuse me, who are you? 234 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,558 - I was waiting for you. - Are you talking to me? 235 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,475 Brunnhilde! It's not possible! Are you still alive? 236 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,639 -What do you say? -I would say yes, fresh as a bass. 237 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,514 But who did I bury? 238 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,635 With what the funeral cost, I wouldn't want to have buried another. 239 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,798 Do you care that much to know? 240 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,280 But you're not cold, you're lukewarm. Indeed, lukewarm. 241 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,472 - Only ? - Wait... 242 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,198 No, you're hot, very hot... 243 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,233 Scotti! Do you want an aspirin? 244 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,399 - No, I want much more from you... - Ah, the Cebion. 245 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,755 You're welcome, Your Excellency. 246 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,674 Good evening, Your Excellency. 247 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:21,076 - Good evening, Excellency. Say hello! - Good evening. 248 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,154 Good evening, Your Excellency. 249 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,677 Good evening, Your Excellency. 250 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:39,751 - He didn't even answer us! - And we will continue to say hello. 251 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,919 For 120 billion you would sell your mother too! 252 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,236 - Who is that idiot? - An industrialist from Campobasso... 253 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:06,991 ...with wife and daughter. - He aims to get the contract. 254 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,592 And he's not the only one. That's why they're all here. 255 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,839 - 120 billion... everyone would like it. - I want my sole solit. 256 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,590 - With black pepper, oil and lemon. - Listen, Sabino... 257 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,759 I would like the recipe for snails gratinated with champagne. 258 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,918 - I'll write it to you right away. - It's for a friend... 259 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,350 Of course, Excellency. 260 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,759 Are you Brunilde's sister? 261 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,274 Monozygotic twin. In short, the same. 262 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,997 Yes, the same "zygotomy" here, I recognize her. 263 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,238 Strange, Brunilde never told me about it. 264 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,671 I know, he wanted to keep me away from you. 265 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,158 It was too much, because me too I fell in love with you. 266 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,796 - But we've never met! - Seen? 267 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:07,234 - We made love a thousand times! - What, you and me? 268 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,399 In my presence would we have done "choo choo"? Come on... 269 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,558 Yes, ever since you were engaged. 270 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,957 You often went out with me believing I was her. 271 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,278 You know how many times did you make love to me? 272 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,518 I only know how many times I did it with Control. 273 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,678 For safety I also use it alone! 274 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,918 - Have I loved two women at the same time? - Yes. 275 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,238 And now that Brunhilde is no longer here, I won't leave you anymore. 276 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,195 - Would you marry me? - it? - Yes. 277 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,517 - I'd love that. What day is it today? - Monday, why? 278 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,314 Too bad, I got married yesterday. 279 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,712 Like, the day my sister died? 280 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,873 Life is like a painting by Fontana, 281 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,438 At some point we need to give it a rest. 282 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,156 I would do anything just to be with you. 283 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,237 Any ? 284 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:12,999 I can't hold it, not even with the Montessori method. 285 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,556 Nice man, excuse me... 286 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,875 - Get out! - One moment. 287 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,993 Sorry, but hygiene comes first. 288 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,795 Cowards, they are enemies of hygiene, I don't trust it! 289 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,110 (Nanni) What a crazy smell! 290 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,953 Bums! Thugs! 291 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,313 Guerrillas! Burini! 292 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,558 Burini to whom? But have you seen yourself? 293 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:17,675 If I get pissed off, I'll goof you! Don't make me upset. 294 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,951 Did you hear it? 295 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,280 And enough with these headphones! Take them off, you'll go crazy! 296 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,916 You got a brain like this and such an ass! 297 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:34,239 - He called us bullies. - Are we annoying? 298 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,115 Do you remember last year in Barca Garlic and oil? They all ran away. 299 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,836 We have created a void, it looked like we had leprosy. 300 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,396 -The Marquis also fired a rocket. -Here you are. 301 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:52,676 Now we're going to show these two like the real crooks are. 302 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:58,280 Did they tell us "bad guys"? And now, Fernanda... war! 303 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,677 (in chorus) War! 304 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,914 You know, a more, this situation to me... 305 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,079 ...it will be promiscuity, but it turns me on like crazy! 306 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,319 However, it makes me angry. But look at me... 307 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:18,993 It's not like you did anything with that tap? No, because... 308 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,273 But what did we eat, the corpses? I feel like something here... I have the cap. 309 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:28,600 - Love, I'm going to lose a few pounds. I apologize. I apologize... - 310 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,478 PETI And would he be your role model? 311 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,275 RATTLE 312 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,278 Not much. 313 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,993 LOUDER RATTLES 314 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,671 I freed myself, but now a To get in there you need an exorcist. 315 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,877 With permission. 316 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,994 You have a chain there... The exorcist has arrived! 317 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:12,679 - But don't you knock? - We paid too, the toilet is ours too. 318 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:18,074 - Then shit at 50%. - And instead we shit as much as we want! 319 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,914 FERNANDA SINGS 320 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,760 Enzo, pass me the card did you finish it? 321 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,238 -Sorry, even at home you consume a lot of it. Enzo! -Enzo! 322 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:36,317 - Hold on to the Messenger until later. - Thank you. Gentlemen, right? 323 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,597 721... 324 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,797 722... 325 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,118 - 723... - Oh God, I'm having fun! 326 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,871 You destroyed them, they look like two mummies. 327 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,357 But that of the newspaper how did it come to you? 328 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,598 - Oh God... - 727... 329 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,035 (in chorus) 728... 330 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,437 (in chorus) 729, 730... 331 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,554 Don't count my push-ups, it bothers me! 332 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,036 VERSES 333 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,197 Shut up! 334 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,756 But what do they do? Those don't do "stuff"! 335 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,236 - Those ? - Listen! 336 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,556 Ridiculous! 337 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,673 Do we want to answer him? 338 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,513 LOUD NOISES AND SHOUTING 339 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,117 The earthquake! 340 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,597 It's passed to to. 341 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,793 LOUD NOISES AND SHOUTING 342 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,118 - I save him! - Wait... 343 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,639 It's not the earthquake, they are making love. 344 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,195 - What do they do? - Love. 345 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,471 Love? 346 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,513 Cabbage! 347 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,594 - Enzo! Enzo! - We're not at the stadium. 348 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,236 - Put more passion into it! - I can't do it. 349 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,877 Let's do it for real, right? - No! Fake it, it comes more cheeky. - 350 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,833 - Ready? - Yes. - Go! 351 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,600 Enzo! Enzo! 352 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,393 Not really, is it? 353 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,554 - But who is up there? - It will be a kitten. 354 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,798 - With heels? - A kitten. 355 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,312 Don't be stupid. Go and see, if they were the thieves... 356 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,399 Thieves in Switzerland? But no... 357 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,479 What if it was a ghost? 358 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,954 I am afraid of the living, not the dead. If it's a ghost, say hello to me! 359 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,630 I will do it. (softly) Take the bait! 360 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,920 The ghost step must be lighter, softer, mysterious. 361 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,353 If you walk up and down in stilettos, you look like someone from the sidewalk. 362 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,632 And then if my wife notices, it's over. 363 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,720 We have to be more delicate, so he believes it. 364 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,390 Yes, yes, he believes it. 365 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,194 He doesn't believe it. 366 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:17,833 I might appear to her suddenly. Maybe she'll get hit! 367 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,637 Is it possible that you women always have to be so drastic he? 368 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,958 Let's make them believe it that you are Brunhilde's ghost. 369 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,118 Then randomly the ghost he has a twin sister. 370 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,358 They get to know each other, they become friends and it's done. 371 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,757 - What an ass if he believes it, what an ass! - How? 372 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,351 It takes a good ass to make her believe it that you are a ghost. 373 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,712 (Marta) Leopoldo! - My wife! 374 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:47,756 Quick, hide! If he finds out, he'll kill us! 375 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:53,194 - No, not in the wardrobe! - Come on, you're long! 376 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,518 - Love... - Leopold! 377 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,276 View? There were no thieves or ghosts, 378 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,472 Just a cat, or rather, a big cat. 379 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,876 What is it? 380 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,071 Bru... 381 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,119 - Bru... - Bruno Conti? Bruno Vespa? 382 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,630 - Bruce Springsteen? - Brunhild! 383 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,320 Love, we are not in Lourdes, stay com post a! 384 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,798 Marta, there isn't a living soul in the closet nor dead soul. 385 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,560 - Why are you dead? - Is she dead? 386 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,191 No. But what are you doing, you insist? 387 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,352 - Oh, I'll test it... - I'll help you. 388 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,552 - You come. - Be slow. 389 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,599 But what did you eat, a deer? 390 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,352 - Ouch! - Sousa, it's dark and you can't see anything. 391 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,958 Ah! Ah! Slutty Maremma! 392 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,794 - Hurt? - A handjob! 393 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,839 At moments you fell down the stairs. 394 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,318 Sabino, how many years has it been since you opened always with the same move? 395 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,469 Your Excellency, it has been 35 years since you passed Christmas holidays at the Palace... 396 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,718 ...and I have always had the pleasure to serve her. 397 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:25,232 In fact, I ask myself why Please honor me with your friendship. 398 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:30,190 Because he sees, there are customers here in the hotel, 399 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,199 Very high-ranking customers, 400 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,439 That they would do anything to be here in my place. 401 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,560 TELEPHONE RINGΝΟ Reply, I'm not there for anyone. 402 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,876 Yes, Excellency. 403 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:51,198 Hotel Palace, apartment of His Excellency Marotti. Who speaks? 404 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,558 Here is the Quirinale, I'll give you the President. 405 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:59,351 - He is the President of the Republic. Am I saying it's not there? - Give me here. 406 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,155 - Hello, President, how are you? - Cooled. 407 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,069 - What do I owe your phone call to? - It's for the recipe. 408 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,990 Ah, yes, the one about snails that Sabino gave me. 409 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:17,036 Wait until I tell you, don't move from there. 410 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,117 I'm here. 411 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,675 - Excellency, the President is waiting. - One moment. 412 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,639 - You are ? - I didn't move. 413 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:39,791 So: "Prepare the snails with a knob of butter, parsley..." 414 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,836 Salt, pepper and well chopped garlic otherwise they will all come up. 415 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,436 Yes, pepper, salt and well chopped garlic. 416 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:54,278 Then a nice splash of champagne and put everything in the oven. 417 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,229 - It's simple. - Okay, I'll do it right away. 418 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,956 - Bon appetit and Christmas greetings. - Take care. 419 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,551 - Certain. And merry Christmas to Sabino. - I'll tell you right away. - 420 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,513 - Greetings. - HI. 421 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,033 The President sends you best wishes Merry Christmas. 422 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,634 Thank you. 423 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,714 (radio) We finally succeeded to get closer... 424 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,271 ...his Excellency Flavio Marotti, 425 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,269 Who spends the Christmas holidays at the Palace of St. Moritz. 426 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:32,270 (radio) To His Excellency, already Minister of Finance several times, 427 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,599 We ask for your opinion on the recent fiscal blow. 428 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,238 - But what are you doing? - Didn't you hear? 429 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:56,391 I'm calling Laurenzi. He books us in Cortina and Marotti is at the Palace in St. Moritz! 430 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,150 - We have to go there. - I'm not coming there! 431 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,432 I'd rather go down and I ask for a ride! 432 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,109 - Are you kidding? - No. 433 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,317 Explain this to me. Why not St. Moritz? 434 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,878 Because my father is there and I don't want to meet him. 435 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,436 But your father wasn't in Monte Carlo from Ranieri? 436 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,639 Nope, my father came by every Christmas in St. Moritz. 437 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,719 All the more reason to go there! 438 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,119 So you finally introduce him to me. 439 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:39,154 - I don't want to meet him! - But why, Giuliana? 440 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:44,952 You always talk about your father, you say there is no one like him... 441 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,913 Did you argue? 442 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,871 That? Yes... we argued. 443 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,431 Then we will avoid meeting him, okay? 444 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,236 I don't come to St. Moritz not even dead! 445 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:07,037 Look, it's been six months that we work on this project. 446 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,035 Architects, engineers... I spent a fortune on it. 447 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:16,360 You've pulled many all-nighters to write the report... 448 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,833 In St. Moritz there are 120 billion that await us. 449 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,919 Do we throw everything away on a whim? 450 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,839 Call it a whim... 451 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:52,309 Love, what clear, clear air... what the atmosphere is here! 452 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,672 Don't you feel reborn? 453 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,759 I'm not dead yet! 454 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,194 - Leopold! Leopoldo, come here! - Yes love. 455 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,279 - Bru... - Does it burn? Do you want some cream? 456 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,437 - Bru... - Brunico? 457 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,678 (Marta) Bru... (Leopold) Bruce Lee ? 458 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,719 - Brunhild! - Where? - There! 459 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,513 Thieving Maremma! 460 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,111 MURMORING FROM THE BALCONY 461 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,920 MUMMER 462 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,038 But who has the window? 463 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,631 How cold! 464 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,670 - Mr. Nanni, what are you doing? - I am Buddhist. 465 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,073 I get it, it's one of those who repeats the same word ad infinitum. 466 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,756 Yes, not like Jehovah's Witnesses what say a billion. 467 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,393 No, because there is a friend of mine from Ostia, Samantha, much to Cara, 468 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:08,310 Who also became Buddhist and says it changed her life. 469 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:13,390 - Because she had a period problem... - With the mountain bike? 470 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,395 - No, the female cycle. - Ah, the cycle... 471 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,036 It went, it came, it went, it came... 472 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,751 - She felt like it, she felt like... - Did he come to you or not? 473 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,238 With this Buddhism he's a different person, calm. 474 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,872 He tried to involve me too, but don't talk about it! 475 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,919 I'm skeptical, it scares me. 476 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,034 Another culture, another God, another criterion of life. 477 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,999 I'll tell you in your own words. 478 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:51,515 If it wasn't for Buddhism, by this time I was already in heaven. 479 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,037 - No... - I had so many of those illnesses! 480 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,159 I could form a football team. 481 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,113 Do you want to know the training? 482 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,279 In port to Cholesterol, very good, I was sad to give it away. 483 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,677 Then glycaemia, azotemia, Transaminases, Ves, 484 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,116 Hemorrhoids, Prostate... 485 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,995 Fernanda? 486 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,239 The Milanese are out! I'll come downstairs with you. 487 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,472 - Did I scare you? - No, a pleasant surprise. 488 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:29,072 - Will you give me a pass on the back? - With pleasure. 489 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,157 (Fernanda) Enzo? Yes! - 490 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,277 Enzo... 491 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,554 I think it's going to snow tomorrow, it's all grey. 492 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:52,799 But it hurt me! Why did you do this to me? 493 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,757 Mimmo! 494 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,436 Here's your friend. He's nice. 495 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,555 - - A little strange... In what sense? 496 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:32,118 Maybe because he works in fashion, but it seems a bit... 497 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,518 No, of course! He's male, but really male. 498 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,115 Mimmino! 499 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,513 On skis, but look at... 500 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,793 - What are you doing when you don't know how to ski? - Who is that? 501 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,911 Who is ? 502 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:56,274 You have to stop calling me that and make yourself recognized by everyone. 503 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,519 - Racist male! - You have to stop. 504 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,951 - Now I'm going! - No, wait... 505 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:08,119 - No, sorry, it's very dangerous here. - Who is she? What does he want? 506 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,438 - Especially if you don't know how to ski. - I know how to ski. 507 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,998 I was also a swimming champion 1986, '87 and '88. 508 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,999 - What style? - Frog style, toad style... 509 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:24,832 - Who is this? Go away! - Notice that people work here! 510 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,591 - There's nothing to see. - You defended me from that brute. 511 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,758 - You still love me, huh? - Stay away. 512 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,156 - Do you love me? - Yes. 513 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,836 - - Tell me what you love me. I love you... I love you! 514 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,232 - Love ! - I'll kill you! 515 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:47,552 Mimmo, look at how well I ski, I look like Alberto Tomba. 516 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,998 What peace, not a bird can be heard! 517 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:57,435 And then finally alone in the suite, without those two pains in the ass. 518 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:03,272 However, those two were not nice to me, I miss them a little too. 519 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,916 - Especially him. - Especially him? 520 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:11,990 - That oaf one? - It may be oaf one, but it has its own reason. 521 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,750 Our relationship is extraordinary precisely for this reason, 522 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:20,272 Everyone is free to follow their own instincts, even the wildest ones. 523 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,517 Come here! 524 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,277 Go, otherwise I'll take you and split you in two! 525 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:31,679 - How cute you are! - I'm a beast! 526 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:36,838 Look, there are your friends, "Stanley and Hardy"! 527 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,472 - Don't worry, you'll fall. - Enzo... 528 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,355 Between the Boss and Michael Jackson who do you like more? 529 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:49,236 That hermaphrodite nigger? Fernanda, the enemy is here! 530 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,359 Come on, let's go meet him. 531 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:57,037 - Good morning ! - Dear ones, what a pleasure to see you! 532 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:01,513 They gave us another room, but we feel alone without you. 533 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,711 How nice! 534 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:12,269 - What happened? - I don't know, maybe a crevasse. 535 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,038 Do you see her now? Do you recognize her? 536 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,915 (Leopold) A little yes. Are you saying it's her? (Marta) And who else? 537 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,039 Look how fit he is! 538 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,951 - It's a dead Bella alive! - That you're still in love with her? 539 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,118 But no... If you want, I'll put it in black and white for you. 540 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,239 (screams) Are you still in love with her? 541 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:38,718 Don't scream, it says "danger of avalanches"! 542 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,075 SNEEZE 543 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,277 Come on! 544 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,630 (Sabino) Permission? 545 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,233 Good evening, madam. 546 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:24,829 - Where do I put the tray? - Just put it on the table. 547 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,237 - How? - Just put it on the table. 548 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,951 But can one be more unfortunate? What are you doing here? 549 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:37,757 - Don't scream, Filippo is over there. - Who is Philip? 550 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,713 Come and I'll explain. 551 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,960 What are you up to? What are these subterfuges? 552 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,516 - But nothing, dad... - Like nothing? 553 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:53,112 I always told you not to come where dad serves! 554 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,278 Filippo took me there by force. 555 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,359 But who is this Philip? 556 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,958 He's my boyfriend, he's my son of Prince Eugenio Carracci. 557 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:08,114 Prince Eugenio Carracci? The idiot? 558 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:12,274 - Do you know him? - He was a guest of the hotel. 559 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,598 They called him "the idiot of Montefeltro". 560 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,633 He has all his poker fortune. 561 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,356 The son is my boyfriend and my business partner. 562 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,518 And what business? They don't have a penny! 563 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,718 I know, but they have the title. 564 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:34,313 It introduces me to the beautiful world, I need it for my career. 565 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,552 And he knows you're the daughter of a waiter? 566 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,634 I'm not stupid that I tell him these things! 567 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,673 Are you ashamed of dad? 568 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:50,596 But you always told me don't say you're a waiter! 569 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,912 Don't scream, Filippo can hear you. 570 00:48:55,120 --> 00:49:01,230 But what did you come to do? here at the Palace, some scam? 571 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,792 But what a scam! You did it so many sacrifices to get me to graduate... 572 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,355 - We're here on business. - So tell me... 573 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,355 - Tell me, how much sugar? - What are you saying? 574 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,678 - Filippo is here. - Thanks, no sugar. 575 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,077 - Go ahead. - Thank you, miss. 576 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,430 - Wait. - Yes ? 577 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:26,111 Please hand this over to to His Excellency Marotti... 578 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,315 ...from the Prince Filippo di Montefeltro, room 411. 579 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,673 - Please remember, it's very important. - It will be done. - Thank you. 580 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,554 - Wait! - What is it? 581 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,115 Here. 582 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,836 Thank you, Prince. Thank you, miss. 583 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,155 - Did you tip him? - Why, shouldn't I? 584 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,955 - It's offensive. - Offensive? But he's a waiter. 585 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:11,758 I know, but there is a way and a way to tip a waiter! 586 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:17,874 At the last concert the people were like this, all stuck together. 587 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:23,114 They must have grossed 500 million. Indeed, more, half a billion! 588 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:28,110 I saw all his concerts, at the last minute there were 80,000 of us. 589 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:33,030 Of course, when it came to drugs I was perplexed. 590 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:38,599 We had dinner there together six or seven weeks ago. 591 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,680 - No! Do you know him live? - Live and also staggering. 592 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,470 He's a vulgar guy, but extremely sexy. 593 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,074 - I'm with you. - Listen... 594 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,119 ...but are you actually from Rome? 595 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,073 I'm from Ostia, the Capitoline Malibu, 596 00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:00,951 I'm from Pinasco and I don't say Milan. If someone is from Pinasco he is from Pinasco. 597 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:05,074 - Excuse me, tell me about him. - What should I say? 598 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:10,229 The other night at dinner at some point he pulled off "the shot", 599 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,877 So, in front of everyone, without realizing it. 600 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:21,799 And I say: "Are we crazy? In front of everyone, at the restaurant?" 601 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,197 But this one is good. Eat, drink... 602 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,273 ...do whatever you want. 603 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,154 - Here. - No, no... 604 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,271 Come on, come on! 605 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,075 - Romano, take it too! - No thank you. 606 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:42,229 - Salt keeps my liquids. - Don't you want any? Your cabbages! 607 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,956 It means that I sniff it all myself. 608 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,272 Now I'll show you. 609 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,393 Here, I'm going for a nice ride. 610 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,954 - The menu. - Thank you. 611 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,994 The menu, sir. 612 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,558 - I can't even sniff salt? - Salt? - Yes. 613 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:10,436 -Sniff it? -All. - Go ahead, the restaurant isn't mine. 614 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,036 - Is he superstitious? - Why, not her? - I? 615 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:17,596 If a black cat crosses me, I crush it. 616 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,151 How material you are! Right, Nanni? 617 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,357 Buddhism says: 618 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,951 "Don't put the cat under, or the cat will put you under." 619 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,670 - Sounds like bullshit to me. - It is the synthesis of Buddhism. 620 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,912 No, I meant that... 621 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,119 - What are you sleeping? - No, I'm as pet tan do. 622 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:45,030 - Do you want to order, gentlemen? - Yes, of course. - Let's see... 623 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,636 THEY READ IN FRENCH 624 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:12,271 - Do you want tripe? - What? Tripe? 625 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,236 - I like it. - The one with the Borlotti beans? 626 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,477 - Tripe? - Good! 627 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:24,193 - Tripe? - Yes. - Bring four tripes to the... gentlemen. 628 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,633 - Where is my horse? - Here's horse. 629 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:47,109 But this horse is good, or is he evil? 630 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,632 - No bad. - Then help me satirize. 631 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,878 HE SPEAKS A KIND OF GERMAN 632 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,516 These players are cute! 633 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,633 I think I've seen them before, but where? 634 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:29,789 - Ralph Lauren t-shirt suite, that thing over here. - Yes, good. 635 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:35,912 (Fernanda) But why polo? - Maybe for the North Pole. 636 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:42,116 - Yes, but why? - What do I know? I don't even understand this pole! 637 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,153 Dad, what does fennel mean? 638 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,476 COUGHING 639 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,035 I'll tell you. 640 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,874 Everyone resembles something. 641 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,153 Who resembles a faggot, some with the potato, some with the aubergine, 642 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,638 Who goes to the green salad, ham and mozzarella... 643 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,673 The important thing is to be yourself. 644 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:15,113 I am myself, he is himself, you are your own self... 645 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,994 Then the similarity. 646 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:23,149 I look more like fennel, your dad with pepper. 647 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:27,718 I understand, you don't want to tell me. I'll ask mom. 648 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,514 No! My son... 649 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,675 Madam, but which one is your husband? 650 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,191 It's number 4, there it is. 651 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,313 I like you like crazy! 652 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:57,393 - Which is Nanni? - Ouch! - Here it is, I see it! 653 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,875 - Did you eat your "husband"? - But when? 654 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,993 And straighten your feather! 655 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,512 But what do you care about the ghost? 656 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,999 It always is the ghost of my wife. 657 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,273 Yes, who goes around completely naked... As beautiful as she is! 658 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,916 But assure me that ghosts can't do that? 659 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:40,079 Certain! Look, it is also written in the dictionary. 660 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,796 "Ectoplasm: seafood from the black shell... 661 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,799 ...with an orange mollusc inside." 662 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,595 - But those are mussels! - I was wrong. 663 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:57,349 But are you sure that Brunhilde Is she really dead? 664 00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,632 Of course, I killed her. 665 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:08,754 Scoundrel, criminal, murderer! 666 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,793 You killed me, huh? 667 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,398 Now I know what I have to do... Now you pay for it! 668 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,273 (Leopold) Yes, I like it... 669 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,439 (Leopold) Yes, I like them at that point... 670 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,395 (Leopold) Yes... HOWL 671 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:41,914 (Leopold) Yes, please, kiss my throat! 672 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,919 Yes, I like it! 673 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:50,559 Wait, I'll get started in a position more with son a. 674 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,958 Wait, turn this way. 675 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,800 Here, like this. 676 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,640 Yes, Martha! 677 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:05,638 Marta, how many hands do you have? You look like the goddess Kali! 678 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,992 - What the hell are you doing there? - What are you saying? 679 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,477 - Don't you like threesome? - Why are you closing my ears? 680 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:17,476 - It's a new position from the Kama Sutra. - - I can't hear. Kamasutra! 681 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:22,311 Go back to your room, Vanessa, I'll come right away. 682 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:27,555 I'm not that bitch Vanessa. I am Brunilde, the Vera one. 683 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,440 Yes, and I'm Alain Prostata! 684 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,960 Come, 685 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:36,194 Let's take a new position, "the darkness under the hedge". 686 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,077 Hate! 687 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:15,039 All suggestion, Ghosts don't exist. 688 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,914 They don't exist. 689 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,711 Aah! 690 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,833 Calm down, it's nothing. 691 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:29,874 A phenomenon of telekinesis very normal. 692 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,599 Aah! 693 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:40,394 A very normal tube! I'm afraid of it. 694 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,557 CRASH 695 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,594 But what happens? Who's over there? 696 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,233 If it's a joke, it's not funny. 697 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,796 We want to stop to play ghosts? 698 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,118 Leopold? 699 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,833 But who is there? 700 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,715 - No, Brunhild! - Get out of here! 701 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,950 You're just a ghost, you don't scare me. 702 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:31,114 Go away, or I'll take you with me in the kingdom of the dead! 703 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:36,793 (Brunilde) Go away! Get lost! 704 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,798 Aah! 705 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,273 Of course I'm leaving! 706 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,396 I'm scared, do something, Leopoldo! 707 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:04,198 Don't be afraid. Don't move. 708 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,359 Don't be afraid, sh... Damn! 709 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,075 I shit myself! 710 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:15,520 - Accompany your Excellency. - Good evening, Excellency. 711 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,475 We came to line up with these bootlickers? 712 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:24,516 Giuliana, be good. He's looking at you, smile. 713 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:28,714 I wrote the report, I don't have to go to bed! 714 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,594 He hears you, please! 715 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:37,309 Sabino, a dozen snails gratinated with champagne. 716 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,558 Of course, I'll order them straight away. 717 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,717 - Efidio! - Yes ? 718 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,799 - 12 snails for his excellence. - Right away. 719 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,470 - The old man has an iron stomach! - Good evening. 720 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:53,389 - Good evening. Did you deliver the envelope to ? - Yes. 721 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:58,790 - Do you wish, miss? - 12 baked snails no. 722 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,998 (Sabino) It's imprudent, they're too heavy. 723 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:06,438 If his Excellency eats them, I can eat them too. 724 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,719 - His Excellency is an exception. - An exception? - Yes. 725 01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,038 - Then I want 14. - Here! 726 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,871 - Sabino. Yes, Your Excellency? - I correct myself, I want 18. 727 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,238 - So 22 for me. - But then... So what? - 728 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,796 In short, will you take them to these snails or not? 729 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:31,200 Yes, I'll make him eat them, but I speak from experience. 730 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:35,792 Snails are heavy in the evening, it's like a burden. 731 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,358 In the stomach it is formed as a ball lasts and cannot be digested. 732 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:44,195 Then suddenly it explodes and there's no time to... 733 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,472 Don't do me say these things at the table. 734 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,109 Will you bring them to him or not? 735 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:55,150 I bring them to him, in fact, the young lady has to eat them. 736 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,476 - Savior! - Commands. 737 01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:02,072 18 baked snails for his excellence and 22 for Miss. 738 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:05,033 Then tonight we laugh... 739 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,952 Come on, eat a chip. 740 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,516 No, I'm fat. Contains 5,000 calories. 741 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:23,679 You can't stay there all evening, I told her that you are in love with her. 742 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:28,670 But you are truly a sexual deviant! the man in love with a woman? 743 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,030 Do it for me. 744 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,790 I can't go home with Leone which talks about fennel and aubergines. 745 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,959 - They'll take it away from me! - I'm not practical, I don't know what to do. 746 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:44,314 Play the boy, so then Simona and his daughter no longer bother us. 747 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:49,270 - And go! - I'll do it for you, I'll go. 748 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:52,632 Then we dance all evening together. 749 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,629 - I'm going, with you up to Mille... - Up to three. One, two and three. 750 01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:02,597 -Okay, I'm going. -Go. -Let Samson and all the freebooters die. 751 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:09,278 Nice to meet you, Rino Calò, stylist. 752 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,518 - But we already know each other. - Right. 753 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,714 Will you allow me? I would like to invite you, unfortunately, to dance are. 754 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,959 A slow, a cheek to cheek, a check in, a ketchup... 755 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,312 A "cheek to cheek"! Yes, but it's fast. 756 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,511 - Oh well... - Let's dance. 757 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,792 Thanks for my invitation, unfortunately. 758 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,838 - But what does he do? - Just barely... 759 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,154 Ugly fagot! 760 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,031 Ah! Ouch! 761 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,719 Here I am, my child! 762 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,311 - What happens ? - The snails. - The snails? 763 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,313 (Sabino) Here's dad! 764 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,793 Help me, I feel bad! 765 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,514 You feel bad yes! 766 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:39,679 You wanted to eat snails... I warned you. 767 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:43,635 It is his excellency who provoked me, that scoundrel! 768 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:48,630 - Dad, help me! - Help me... I came on purpose. 769 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,395 I was waiting for you to scream to bring you the bomb. 770 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:57,036 But where is the Prince? Does he know you're sick? 771 01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,790 No, when he plays poker, I might as well die. 772 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,880 I brought you the bomb, so you don't die. 773 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,391 - No, no bomb! - The bomb yes. 774 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:12,395 - Now I'll give you the bomb. - No, the bomb isn't... 775 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,150 No, the bomb yes. 776 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:21,157 Come on, you're not a little girl anymore, you are a Woman. It's good for you. 777 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,835 You open your mouth, dad closes your nose. 778 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,269 Open... down. 779 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,074 Glu glu glu... 780 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,274 Do you feel how good it is? 781 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,233 -How do you feel? - Well... 782 01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:40,633 You always want to do as you please. You should listen to dad. 783 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:45,710 - And how is your Excellency? - If he didn't call, he'll be fine. 784 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,471 TELEPHONE RINGΝΟ As unsaid. 785 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,079 Ready? Is it you, Excellency? 786 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,396 - The snails? - Hey! 787 01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:01,198 Take it, you will feel better immediately. 788 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,837 Don't be a child, I hold her nose... 789 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,233 Here, down... good. 790 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:13,998 - It's the bomb. - I like that girl. 791 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:20,196 With so many bootlickers, she's the only one who has dignity and character. 792 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,552 Other than character, she's stubborn! 793 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:27,799 As a child she lived in a tree three days and three nights. 794 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,391 We had to call the fire department to take her down. 795 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,598 Then you've known her for a long time. 796 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,116 Do I know her? No. 797 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,358 Yes, I know her. She's a customer. 798 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:46,151 - And the young man who is with you? - He's the fiancé, he's a Prince. 799 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:51,110 Wow, it must be a man clever motto. 800 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:54,278 That relationship is very originate. 801 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:59,270 Yes, I know, but that relationship that I brought them to you... 802 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,279 ...I signed it to him, but she wrote it. 803 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,034 - Really ? - Yes. 804 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,754 - Well done! - Good yes... 805 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:14,112 They do business together, but the brain of the company is her. 806 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,670 BURP Cheers! 807 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,838 TELEPHONE RINGΝΟ You answer. 808 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:23,237 - I have to run it! - Run. 809 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:26,393 I answer, go. 810 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:31,356 - I'm scared, I have to run! - Run, it's good for you. 811 01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:37,996 Here is His Excellency's apartment Marotti, Sabino speaks. 812 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,834 Here is the Quirinale. 813 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,357 - Just say it. - Phone for those snails. 814 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:48,235 The President ate them and now he feels bad. 815 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,716 - How many were there? - 20. 816 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:56,478 Does he run all over the Quirinale? I know, His Excellency is also running. 817 01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,554 The President told me to ask her what to do. 818 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:05,397 - Bomb him. - Already done, he's worse than before. 819 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,150 Then there's nothing to do, call the ambulance. 820 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,791 - Where are you going ? - I am good and dear... 821 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,914 ...but if that touches me, trouble happens! 822 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,589 - Well, I'm going. - Not over there, over here. 823 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,916 - Over here? - No. 824 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,715 Then I'll call you and with an excuse I'll come get you. 825 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:27,799 Knock. And knock! 826 01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:32,670 And bus I know! 827 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:38,716 - Good evening. - HI. 828 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,878 - I'm Rino Calò, stylist. - Still ? 829 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,914 I wanted to apologize to her of the slap I received, 830 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,919 But maybe I'll leave. 831 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:53,591 I have my grandmother who suffers from atherosclerosis, I have to give her the drops every 5 minutes. 832 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:57,231 - Ah, is he in St. Moritz? - No, in Catania. 833 01:09:57,440 --> 01:10:02,196 So travel, turn off the gas, turn on the gas, homework... 834 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:06,792 I have to go, otherwise I'd be happy to we had a drink. 835 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:10,119 Come on, come on, let's have a drink! 836 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,914 And my grandmother? 837 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,634 Oh, I forgot, I told Enzo to come over. 838 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:35,435 - Which Enzo? - That Roman you like so much. 839 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,758 - But how, the rogue Romano? - Yes. 840 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:42,476 - Shall I say not to come? - No, make him come. 841 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:46,719 Yes, I'm waiting for you. But where are you going? 842 01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:52,632 - Over there, so you can be alone. - Nanni, you are a great man. Thank you. 843 01:10:56,480 --> 01:11:01,953 My mother always told me that too. Open couple! 844 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,516 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR After you! 845 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,709 - HI. Are you alone? - Very alone. 846 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:15,434 THUD But what happened? 847 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,473 Nothing... aren't you a little tense? 848 01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:22,560 Well, the mountain excites, especially the first few days. 849 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,513 - The mountain? - You're not joking either. 850 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,917 But let's hurry, I said to Fernanda that I went out for cigarettes. 851 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:31,919 THUD But what is it? 852 01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:35,471 I'll pick you up now. 853 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,798 Ouch, how bad! 854 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:42,280 How much you weigh! 855 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:49,472 What did you eat last night? 856 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,479 Where did I put the pipe? 857 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,558 No, it's not here... not here... 858 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,354 Here is the "Pippin"... 859 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:04,953 It's not here either. But where did I put it? 860 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,751 THUD 861 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:12,033 - But who is there? - Who do you want it to be? Relax. 862 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:16,598 - Isn't your husband back? - I told you it's in Zurich. 863 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,400 Ouch! Oh God... 864 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,119 How bad for melon too! 865 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,953 Could it be that you don't like me? 866 01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:33,797 I don't like you? But do you know what I'll do to you? 867 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,957 Come here! 868 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,997 This pipe... let's see. It's not here. 869 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,630 NANNI SINGS "MALAFEMMENA" 870 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,391 Darling, have you seen my pipe? 871 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,472 Hate! 872 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,552 A man in bed with my wife! 873 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,279 We'll do the math with you later. Coward! 874 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:23,156 I'll kill you! Now I'll take you and kill you! 875 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,874 I'll strangle you! 876 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:30,953 You got scared, huh? It turned white! 877 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:37,395 I made a joke, so you can make yourself comfortable. 878 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:41,110 - You could have knocked. - He could have knocked. 879 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,317 You're right, 880 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:48,196 But when I don't smoke I become a beast and I can't find the pipe. 881 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:50,789 Where? 882 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,595 - Is this one? - Thank you. Please. 883 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:58,674 Didn't he smoke from my mouthpiece? Otherwise I'll kill you! 884 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:01,633 You got scared, huh? 885 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:07,279 Alright, now continue, as if nothing had happened. 886 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:10,233 INCOMPREHENSIBLE 887 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:12,317 Look at it! 888 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,877 I'll kill you... 889 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,112 I'll kill you... 890 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:23,198 - - Don't care. What are you crazy about? 891 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:28,918 I can't do it like this. He doesn't respond to commands, he disappears. 892 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:33,830 I found the pipe, but I didn't take the lighter. 893 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:38,034 But why, I'm here with his lady and are you looking for pipes and lighters? 894 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,277 Calm. 895 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:45,192 - What are you two idiots? - No. Are we dirty? - 896 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,391 What is he doing? 897 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:52,875 - You see, sir... - Lambertoni. - Is his name like me? 898 01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:57,039 You see, Mr. Lambertoni, we are not one of those couples... 899 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:01,916 ...that the husband looked at his wife from the keyhole. 900 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:06,035 No, absolutely, we are an open couple. 901 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,119 We are Buddhist. 902 01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:14,520 If a person has pleasure, Now I like it too. 903 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,360 - Let's not make dramas. - No. 904 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:21,554 Now I'm going over there, she stays here with my lady, 905 01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:25,754 It makes a beautiful... all good, happy and contented. 906 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:30,033 - I smoke it a little and we're all happy. - Take it off. 907 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,716 I get up. 908 01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:35,753 - It's not okay. As? - The trousers. 909 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:39,840 If I have to make you a cuckold, you don't have to know. 910 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:43,431 The jacket. I'm old fashioned, This freedom makes me tired. 911 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:47,634 When I walked in, I had a missile, now I'm like this! The shoes. 912 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,797 Yes, the shoes. 913 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,833 - Madam, my regards. - Goodbye. 914 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:57,318 - Thank you, good evening. - Where you go? Stay here... 915 01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,559 But look at this! 916 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:04,230 This speaks speaks and it doesn't do anything. 917 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:07,319 Poor thing, so beautiful and so unhappy. 918 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:11,991 Good thing your little guy is here. Look at this stuff! 919 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,438 Now I'm coming and I'll split you in two! 920 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:24,674 MOANS 921 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:30,994 Look! 922 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:36,593 Can you pass me to 231? 923 01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:43,272 The lady said not to pass no call? Okay, thanks. 924 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,711 No calls? 925 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:51,158 Mimmo says you're so masculine! But is it true? 926 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,159 Very masculine, a real man. 927 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:58,638 Good for sex, I'm a sexual man. 928 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,799 - It's not true... - I'll get some air. 929 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:08,831 (Rino) No, leave me alone. Please stop. 930 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,759 No, not the ear. 931 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:19,396 It makes me miss the test. - Really ? 932 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:22,831 Yes, it's my weak point. I have Achilles' ear. 933 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:25,435 Achilles' mumps! 934 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,637 Yes, yes... 935 01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,797 No, enough... 936 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,877 Oh! 937 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,232 I was joking. I'm leaving now, I'm cold. 938 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:40,753 I like this one, What do I care if it's female? 939 01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:46,238 - But what's happening? - My husband is here! 940 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:49,990 - Where? - But who? Your lover! - 941 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,200 - Greetings. - Good evening. 942 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:58,554 -How is the passage? - Not bad. 943 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:02,555 - Go away! I am male. - - Yes, but that's enough for now. 944 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,513 - I enjoyed it! - Go away. 945 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:09,031 Come on, five minutes... Simona! 946 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:14,191 - Good evening. - Excuse me, I wanted to tell you... 947 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:17,995 It's only nine, nine thirty is she free? 948 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:23,952 I wanted to invite her to the restaurant to eat a salami sandwich, 949 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:27,551 Or dancing in the disco, Crosby Stills and "Dash"... 950 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:32,351 - There he is! - Look, I had nothing to do with it. 951 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:35,951 Leave me, I'm a fagot! 952 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:39,193 I'm a fagot... 953 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:53,039 Open up, let's go! Wretched, open or wallpaper... 954 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,197 - But what... - ..The door. 955 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:58,836 - What happened to you? - Move. 956 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:02,078 But where are you going? There is no one. 957 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,119 - Here you are. - He left. 958 01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:08,392 - There isn't. - And over there? 959 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:11,997 Wretch, come out! 960 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:16,553 Ouch, I hurt myself. 961 01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:18,717 Where? 962 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,951 It's there! 963 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,834 It's there, isn't it? 964 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:28,359 Here is my daughter sleeping. But why are you so jealous? 965 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,315 Am I jealous? Yes, I'm jealous! And now? 966 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,273 Stop acting like a fool. 967 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:47,589 Did I say jealous? You misunderstood because jealousy can be... 968 01:19:57,320 --> 01:20:00,073 (Brunilde) Leopold... 969 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:07,393 - What is it? - Must be a mosquito. Sleep. 970 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:13,676 - I heard a voice. - Sleep, sleep, rest... 971 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,317 Love? 972 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,951 She fainted. 973 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:34,470 What is it? Because you wake me up in the middle of the night? 974 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:37,513 Between Marta and you, Vanessa, I can't take it anymore! 975 01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:41,759 - Call me Brunhilde. - Still with the story of Brunilde? 976 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,476 - I'll strangle you! - Who is that choking? 977 01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:49,071 - You! It's not enough for you - killed me once? 978 01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,113 But what are you saying? I have never killed anyone. 979 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:57,349 I mean, yes, I killed her, but it was a a fatality. I was shooting clay pigeon... 980 01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,557 Got it. 981 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:06,079 "Pool". Taken. 982 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,072 Pool. 983 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,032 Pool! 984 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,757 Taken. 985 01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:24,116 - In short, a disgrace. - An oversight. 986 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:29,236 But Brunhild was Brunhild, otherwise I wouldn't have told you to play Brunilde. 987 01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:33,798 - Do you understand, Brunhilde? - You called me Brunilde. - It is true. 988 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:38,437 But this diving suit you're wearing Did you get it in the trunk? 989 01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:41,513 No, because it is Brunhilde's dress. 990 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:46,395 Already naked? But Vanessa, are you playing Crazy Horse? 991 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:50,389 - Keep calling me Brunilde. - Yes, Vanessa. 992 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:56,157 "Don't worry, ghosts don't they can do it, they're like mussels..." 993 01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:00,911 This story of the ghost is for me doesn't convince me, 994 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:04,152 Damn me, ghosts and to Leopold! 995 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:10,112 Brunilde, how light you are! You are like a feather. 996 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:14,877 - Leopold? - You're ethereal, I can't even feel you. 997 01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:18,396 - Leopold? - Martha! 998 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:21,473 - What are you doing? - Martha... 999 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,479 It's not what you think, I can explain everything to you. 1000 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:27,593 I mean, it's what you think, I can't explain anything to you. 1001 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:30,992 - And what are you doing there? - He doesn't see me or hear me anyway. 1002 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:34,750 He says you don't see it and you don't hear it, imagine! 1003 01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:39,238 - - Who? Like who? She! - Here we go again with the ghost! 1004 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:43,354 - And does he look like a ghost to you? - I don't see it outta. Do you believe me now? - 1005 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:49,152 - Why, can't you see it? - Enough, I can't take it anymore! 1006 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:56,195 You stay with the ghost delta defunct, I'm leaving! 1007 01:22:56,440 --> 01:23:00,877 - Marta, forgive me! - - Let her go, then she'll come back. 1008 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,674 - Are you coming back? - Yes he's coming back. 1009 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:08,317 - But why did he say he couldn't see you? - We ghosts are like that. 1010 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:12,354 - We decide who to appear to. - Still with the ghost story? 1011 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:15,757 - But I'm a ghost! Don't you believe me? - No. 1012 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,037 Wait. 1013 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,558 - Stand there. - Martha? 1014 01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:25,154 Now look at. 1015 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,998 Look. 1016 01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:53,639 - Do you believe me now? - Yes, I believe you. 1017 01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:01,074 - Still ? - She's crying, she's desperate. 1018 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,556 - But who? - My wife. 1019 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:08,789 - Go over there and make peace. - But what peace? You bastard, go away! 1020 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,390 Coward! 1021 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,554 (Fernanda) Good evening. - Can I come in? 1022 01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:31,196 Come, have a seat. How come here? 1023 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:35,314 - I wanted to talk to your husband. - Enzo is in the shower. 1024 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,956 - Then I'll come back later. - No, come, take a seat. 1025 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:43,438 - Come, make yourself comfortable. - Thank you. 1026 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:46,553 - But no, on the living room! - Thank you. 1027 01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:50,116 - And his lady? - Ouch! 1028 01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:54,354 - Did he get hurt? - No. 1029 01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:58,315 - I came just for my lady. -Did you argue? 1030 01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:00,431 Almost. 1031 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:03,359 We didn't argue, it's just... 1032 01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:06,393 I rock everything! 1033 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,558 Stop, it's a gift from Enzo. 1034 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,235 SING 1035 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:19,998 No, it jumps out at me... SING 1036 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:23,517 - Tell me. - You see, it happened that... 1037 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,518 So... 1038 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:28,758 His wife... no, my husband... 1039 01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:32,917 Your wife and my husband... 1040 01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:39,600 You know, the glance is satisfying. They met with their eyes and... 1041 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:43,714 - I'll break it! - Mr Nanni, I don't understand anything. 1042 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:47,677 Fernanda, can you give me clean underwear? Hate! 1043 01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:51,475 - What is this visit? - Don't be rude. 1044 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:55,355 Mr. Nanni has a problem, Do we want to help him or not? 1045 01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:59,519 His wife is indeed intelligent, he has a test like this, he understood everything. 1046 01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:02,513 - But what did he tell you? - Nothing. 1047 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:06,918 I didn't say anything, just her and my wife. 1048 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:11,870 - But nothing happened! - I know, but that's not the problem. 1049 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:15,118 It's that Mrs. Ingrid she got infatuated. 1050 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:21,959 -Is she infatuated? Don't make me talk... -Yes, she's infatuated. What did he do to her? 1051 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:25,551 - She's a slut. - Enzo! Possible ? 1052 01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:31,358 The husband understands it, I understand it, The only one who doesn't want to understand is you! 1053 01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:37,511 I'm not asking you to become a Buddhist, but emancipate yourself, come out of yourself. 1054 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:41,634 What the fuck are you talking about? What did he test you for? 1055 01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:44,673 Where is the dignity? 1056 01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,715 - What are you doing? - He's crying. 1057 01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:52,993 - What is it? - I... 1058 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,552 I am in love with my wife. 1059 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:59,718 I would do anything, everything, for her. 1060 01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:05,393 I humbly asked for help, I don't know... 1061 01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:09,475 - Will you help me or not? - You can't say no to him. 1062 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:13,918 Isn't it possible? I don't understand anything anymore. 1063 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:19,633 - What should I do? Do I do it? - And do it! 1064 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,678 Thank you. 1065 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,759 INCOMPREHENSIBLE VERSES 1066 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:31,678 - Thank you. - What is he doing? 1067 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:36,033 - Thank you, it's for the lady. - This scares me! 1068 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:39,238 Damn him and the ghosts! 1069 01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:46,880 Damn him! 1070 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,352 I SCREAM 1071 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,955 CLASH 1072 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:01,953 TELEPHONE RINGING 1073 01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:07,074 Ready? Yes, it's me. 1074 01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:11,672 Licensed how? Yes, it's mine, my wife took it. 1075 01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:15,312 An accident? Where? When? 1076 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:20,953 Couldn't anything have happened? Do the gears still go in? 1077 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:27,436 Martha has died. 1078 01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:31,071 Then it shouldn't be long to show up. 1079 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:37,313 Here it is. 1080 01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:42,159 - Marta, beautiful, how are you? - In short. 1081 01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:48,238 - I see you in great shape. - Thank you. - Now we are "in the same boat". 1082 01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:51,910 I have to say it's not bad on quest in Barca. 1083 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:55,351 You should get on it too, Leopoldo. 1084 01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:59,594 No, I'm staying on the ground. 'Shut up! 1085 01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:05,280 When my non-no Alfonso fell from horseback at the castle entrance, 1086 01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:09,911 Dad decided to sell everything: the castle, the stables... 1087 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:14,751 ...and invest all his money abroad, in the hotel sector. 1088 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:19,670 (countess) He also sold the chapel with Perugino's Madonna? 1089 01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:22,918 (Giuliana) Unfortunately he is like that. 1090 01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:27,196 - How is it? - All right, Sabino. 1091 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:33,069 - Where is your father now? - I don't know, it could be anywhere. 1092 01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:37,114 A hotel in New York closes today, Tomorrow one opens in Marbella... 1093 01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:42,309 - What is he doing! Can't you see? - Oh, sorry, Countess. 1094 01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,319 - Sabino! - Yes, I'm coming. 1095 01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:49,354 - What are you making me do... - But he didn't give me the wine! 1096 01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:52,678 He doesn't know what he's doing, he watered the candles! 1097 01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:56,960 Bring the wine to that Prince blonde like Pinocchio.. 1098 01:29:57,160 --> 01:30:01,870 Here, a sole for the lady, a little sole to the gentleman... 1099 01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:06,956 ...and this beautiful octopus for our pretty little girl. 1100 01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:11,393 I asked for a fish, not a monster. I don't want it! 1101 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:14,433 (softly) But if he looks like you! 1102 01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:17,029 But you told me: 1103 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:21,552 "I want a big fat octopus with oil, lemon and lots of herbs." 1104 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:26,079 His Excellency looked at you strangely tonight. 1105 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,675 He won't have digested the snails. 1106 01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:31,878 I'll cut it into little pieces for you, you'll see how good it is! 1107 01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:35,397 I don't want octopus, I want a wiener schnitzel. 1108 01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:38,314 Ouch! But what is it? 1109 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:41,553 This ugly slut! 1110 01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:45,794 - What do you say? - Nothing. 1111 01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,954 - What is it? - The little girl wants a wiener schnitzel. 1112 01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:53,039 And he doesn't want to. 1113 01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:56,989 - Is it true, Sabino? - I wouldn't let her eat at all. 1114 01:30:57,200 --> 01:31:01,194 He told me he wanted octopus and I brought it to him. 1115 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:05,758 - I've never asked this dirty thing. - Can you hear it? He says it's rubbish. 1116 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,952 - It's so beautiful! - Don't argue. 1117 01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:12,516 Take the octopus away and bring her a wiener schnitzel. 1118 01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:16,315 - All right. - The customer is always right! 1119 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:19,194 The customer is always right. 1120 01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:21,716 - Good evening, Countess. - Good evening. 1121 01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:25,436 I reserved your own table for you in front of his Excellency. 1122 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:28,996 - Nice here. - Yes, a lot. Please. 1123 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,191 All right. 1124 01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:33,794 Hate! 1125 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:35,997 Dad! 1126 01:31:37,440 --> 01:31:40,353 - Dad ! - I slipped. 1127 01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:43,552 Juliana, why did you call me "dad"? 1128 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:46,434 Yes, dad. And now? 1129 01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:50,713 And I carried it with me the daughter of a waiter? 1130 01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:54,510 Here's who it was, this rascal! 1131 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,637 Fuck! 1132 01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:59,633 - She should have given them to him! - Be good... 1133 01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:06,598 - Let's go away, I can't stand them anymore. - You did well, but where is the octopus? 1134 01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:10,435 (Giuliana) But forget it, dad... 1135 01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:16,791 Dad... 1136 01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:20,269 MUSIC TO DANCE 1137 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:30,513 - I can't do it. Look how good they look together. And let's look at them! - 1138 01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:35,638 (Nanni) Of course her husband he seemed like such an idiot... 1139 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:39,196 ...and instead it revealed itself a dragonfly. 1140 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:42,836 Look how it twirls, now he destroys it. 1141 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:46,237 - By beating? - No! He takes it, like this. 1142 01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:50,434 - Well done, congratulations! - Well done. 1143 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:55,200 (Nanni) Look at the sinuosity of the movements. 1144 01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:59,434 (Nanni) Exceptional! But she's jealous, I can feel it. 1145 01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:05,631 I strive to be more emancipated, freer, independent, 90s... 1146 01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,952 But if it continues like this, I'll be pissed! 1147 01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:23,795 Put your hands like this. 1148 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,071 VERSES 1149 01:33:26,280 --> 01:33:31,229 - What is it, a cat? - No cat, it's Buddhism! 1150 01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:35,513 VERSES I see them, I don't see them... 1151 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:39,116 I see them, I don't see them... 1152 01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:44,078 Oh my God, it works! I don't see them anymore! 1153 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:50,318 Hurry, I can't resist! 1154 01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:55,915 - Stop! - Where are they? 1155 01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:59,795 - Leave them alone! - Where are they? 1156 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:04,119 - She's selfish! - Damn selfish! 1157 01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:08,951 I tried, I don't have this freedom to test! 1158 01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:13,631 Wait, let's be calm. Let's sing, maybe... 1159 01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:15,877 SING 1160 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:20,153 - Let me in! - Then let's do something else. 1161 01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:24,433 Do like me, put your hands like this. 1162 01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:26,916 VERSES 1163 01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:31,116 - What do you say? - But fuck you! 1164 01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:34,517 - Let me pass. - Wait a minute! 1165 01:34:35,480 --> 01:34:38,279 Put it like this, look over there... 1166 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:48,960 Ah, what a pain! 1167 01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:52,955 BUDDHIST VERSES Calm down... 1168 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:58,354 It hurts! BUDDHIST VERSES 1169 01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:02,793 - No, more precise. - I can't do it. 1170 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:06,152 VERSES Exactly, come on! 1171 01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:10,240 I can't do it, it's too much Roman Catholic Apostolic. 1172 01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:14,718 If I think that my Enzo is over there with his lady, I feel bad. 1173 01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:18,476 - What is he doing? - I'll take it. - Do you "prana" me? - Yes, pranotherapy. 1174 01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:22,913 - Now ? - Oh, how nice... 1175 01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,999 - Better? - Yes, Mr. Nanni... 1176 01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:31,639 Much is said about man, but even the Woman isn't made of class! 1177 01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:35,720 - Are you still thinking about Enzo now? - Not at all. 1178 01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:41,434 What hands! He's a magician, apparently Silvan! 1179 01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:46,199 - I'm better than Silvan! Do I make one of your tits disappear? - No! 1180 01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:49,879 What a terrible figure! 1181 01:35:50,080 --> 01:35:52,959 It never happens to me, what will it be? 1182 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,832 If I caress you like this, is it better? 1183 01:35:57,440 --> 01:36:00,353 Try pressing on the spleen here. 1184 01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:03,678 I got hard here instead of... What will it be? 1185 01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:07,151 You're too tense. Yet my husband is not there. 1186 01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:10,512 Worse, now my wife is here too! 1187 01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:15,075 I cheated on her, but she didn't know it, it was a normal thing. 1188 01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:19,194 Now you come, you tell me that everything can be done and... 1189 01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:23,712 - It seems more honest to me. - It will be honest to... 1190 01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:27,513 ...but it doesn't work for me. 1191 01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:32,357 I love you. 1192 01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:36,673 Mr Nanni, How wonderful, what passion! 1193 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:40,350 It's been a long time since I tried a similar emotion. 1194 01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:44,235 Tender and violent at the same time. RUSSIAN 1195 01:36:44,440 --> 01:36:48,115 - Mr. Nanni? Hey! - Huh? 1196 01:36:48,320 --> 01:36:52,837 - I said tender and violent. - Yes, it's my specialty. 1197 01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:56,192 - Here, smoke. - No thank you. 1198 01:36:56,400 --> 01:37:02,078 I already have so many vices! He saw that he had me made to combine with this Buddhism? 1199 01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:07,070 - What did I make you do? - It's the first time I've betrayed Enzo. 1200 01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:11,319 - I hope it won't be the last. - Shall we do it again? 1201 01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:15,232 No, even Buddha has his limits. 1202 01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:21,758 Buddha said, "Fruit is good candied, but now it's over"! He smokes. 1203 01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:32,631 - Good evening. - Yes, good evening... 1204 01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:41,189 (Nanni) Ah, what lust! Lady, what lust! 1205 01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:44,199 Fernanda, open up! 1206 01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:50,639 - Open up! (Fernanda) What is it, Enzino? 1207 01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:54,440 - You're back! - What are you doing? 1208 01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:57,758 Come in, we ordered an appetizer. 1209 01:37:57,960 --> 01:38:01,999 - Love, a snack... - The mountains make you hungry. 1210 01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:05,158 So, how did it go? 1211 01:38:05,640 --> 01:38:09,599 -How was the date? - It went like this... 1212 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:15,916 - Nothing? - Should we talk about it in front of my lady? 1213 01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:19,073 Tell your husband... 1214 01:38:19,360 --> 01:38:23,797 - You feel better when you've taken the plunge. Which ditch? - 1215 01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:28,392 I don't know if I'm right to tell you, you are so archaic... 1216 01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:32,639 Archaic? I'm ready, let me understand. 1217 01:38:33,480 --> 01:38:37,838 - Tell him. - Have you done a Buddhist practice? 1218 01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:45,194 Have you thought of one of yours? 1219 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:47,996 Buddhist... 1220 01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:53,710 - Here, me and Mr. Nanni... - Yes? 1221 01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:56,514 - We mated. - That ? 1222 01:38:56,760 --> 01:39:01,197 - We had a "chiulatina". - I don't understand Milanese. 1223 01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:04,950 - Here, me and Mr. Nanni... - And Mr. Nanni? 1224 01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:07,913 - We fucked. - You fucked. 1225 01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:14,836 - The Roman Empire has fallen! - Oh God, I'll test it... 1226 01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,236 Madam... 1227 01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:21,513 I told you that my husband he doesn't understand these things! 1228 01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:25,355 - You see you're not ready! - No, but he'll open the door! 1229 01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,157 Infamous! 1230 01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:32,354 (Fernanda) No, don't get hurt! 1231 01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:39,520 Do you know what day it is today? It's New Year's Eve! 1232 01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:44,757 Do we want to pass it by train? You know what fun! 1233 01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:47,793 Dad, they don't force us. 1234 01:39:48,360 --> 01:39:53,116 At the first station we stop, we're looking for a nice restaurant, 1235 01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:57,996 Let's open a bottle of sparkling wine and let's celebrate the two of us alone. 1236 01:39:58,480 --> 01:40:01,393 It's been a long time since we spent it together. 1237 01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:08,269 If you are happy... Give daddy a kiss! 1238 01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:12,510 TELEPHONE RINGΝΟ The telephone. 1239 01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:16,954 Hello, I'm Sabino. 1240 01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:20,074 Ah, it's you, Your Excellency. 1241 01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:23,796 I'm mortified, sorry. 1242 01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:29,754 Maybe he understood, that girl was my daughter. 1243 01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:35,119 We're packing our bags, let's leave together. 1244 01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:38,392 Didn't he know? They fired me. 1245 01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:42,594 I have to leave the hotel before five. 1246 01:40:43,080 --> 01:40:48,632 By force. Do you want me to come and say hello? 1247 01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:16,956 Sabino, what are you doing here? Go away now! 1248 01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:20,876 But what are you saying? Can't you see me? 1249 01:41:21,080 --> 01:41:24,152 Look what I have here. Turn on. 1250 01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:28,831 Has he gone mad? Get out, or I'll kick your ass out... 1251 01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,873 - Excellency! - Dear director. 1252 01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:33,912 Good evening. 1253 01:41:34,320 --> 01:41:40,271 Mr. Sabino and Miss Giuliana are my guests tonight. 1254 01:41:41,360 --> 01:41:46,992 - Come with us to the table. - Sure, take a seat. 1255 01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:00,832 Fuck! 1256 01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:15,959 Wait, where are you going? 1257 01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:18,396 Turn on. 1258 01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:30,596 Thank you for granting us the honor to sit at his table... 1259 01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:34,191 ...and spend New Year's Eve in his company. 1260 01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:37,711 Thanks for choosing me among many competitors. 1261 01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:43,472 I'm the one who thanks you. Juliana he got what he deserved to. 1262 01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:57,112 But what is he doing, dancing alone? 1263 01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:10,393 Poor guy! 1264 01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:29,276 - HI. - HI. 1265 01:43:29,480 --> 01:43:35,271 You were right about Rino. It seemed like a lot... but, damn! 1266 01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:39,396 Well, the ways of transgression they are infinite. 1267 01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:43,759 I asked for a fillet with green pepper and this is not green. 1268 01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:49,876 You look at it carefully, you smell it and you will see that it is green pepper. 1269 01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:56,830 Look at it, smell it. Is this green pepper? 1270 01:43:57,040 --> 01:44:01,671 Maybe she's right, it's not very green. 1271 01:44:01,880 --> 01:44:05,236 Now you realize it that's not green, huh? 1272 01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:08,478 So, how do you say it? The customer... 1273 01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:11,832 The customer is always right. - Good. 1274 01:44:12,040 --> 01:44:16,273 Get your ear back and change my fillet. 1275 01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:22,838 Dad, what is Philip doing? 1276 01:44:25,080 --> 01:44:27,913 Speak for yourself. 1277 01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:32,876 NOT AUDIBLE 1278 01:44:34,880 --> 01:44:37,554 Excuse me for a moment. 1279 01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:43,834 Good evening. 1280 01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:47,953 Filippo, can I talk to you for a moment? 1281 01:44:48,480 --> 01:44:50,517 Excuse me. 1282 01:44:51,120 --> 01:44:53,634 Excuse me for a moment. 1283 01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:03,039 I want to end our relationship without misunderstandings. 1284 01:45:03,640 --> 01:45:05,597 And now? 1285 01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:08,839 Now go for this swim! 1286 01:45:30,480 --> 01:45:37,238 - And if he arranges a third marriage? - Then there will be a third ghost! 1287 01:45:37,480 --> 01:45:42,236 Gioconda, I like you very much and I would even marry you right away, but... 1288 01:45:42,480 --> 01:45:43,754 No! 1289 01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:46,913 - Do you believe in ghosts? - Yes. 1290 01:45:47,120 --> 01:45:49,111 Perfect! 1291 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:54,880 Must be a draft, sorry. The door to her! 1292 01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:04,514 - Shaken? - Still! 1293 01:46:05,360 --> 01:46:08,193 You are very lucky. 1294 01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:12,076 Thank your wife if I didn't report it... 1295 01:46:12,320 --> 01:46:16,473 ...here in the Swiss confederation. He threw a radiator at me in test a! 1296 01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:20,560 - It's not much! - A little? My scalp is still boiling! 1297 01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:24,752 You are not a man, you are a barbarian! 1298 01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:28,078 You scoundrel, I should have killed you! 1299 01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:32,069 Look at that New Year's Eve it's making me pass! 1300 01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:35,398 - No, please... - It disgusts me! 1301 01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:41,435 Put the tie back and go and make peace... 1302 01:46:41,640 --> 01:46:47,318 ...with that poor beast... with his poor wife. 1303 01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:52,191 - He has crime in his eyes. - A family destroyed! 1304 01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:56,633 But what does she know? of what the warmth of a family is, 1305 01:46:56,840 --> 01:46:59,593 Of a woman, of a house? 1306 01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:03,430 - Family is a sacred thing! - Enough... 1307 01:47:04,640 --> 01:47:07,871 Is it a rumba? I'm a rumba fagot! 1308 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:12,039 - Really ? - (in English) Shall we dance? 1309 01:47:42,200 --> 01:47:44,714 NOT AUDIBLE 1310 01:48:27,360 --> 01:48:31,354 Subtitles: Laser S. Film s.r.I. Rome -